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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely woman. As she was about to storm out, her husband stopped her and said, \u201cBefore you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.\u201d\n
He explained, \u201cDriving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.\u201d\n
\u201cHer shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn\u2019t wear because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore because the color didn\u2019t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don\u2019t fit into anymore.\u201d\n
\u201cThen, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, \u2018Is there anything else that your wife doesn\u2019t use anymore?\u2019 And so, here we are!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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