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Husband: do I look like a gardener?\n

Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.\n

Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..\n

Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.\n

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!\n

Wife: no its not me.\n

Husband: who then!\n

Wife: our neighbor\n

Husband: you paid him how much?\n

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.\n

Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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